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{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the designer break up with their font?","punchline":"Because it wasn't their type.","id":436}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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